Early morning is FUN

WEEEEEEEE
posted by Suicide at 2:20 AM

the sadness :(

SuicideTheCat (12:29:46 PM): hi
Cy (12:29:55 PM): hi
SuicideTheCat (12:30:01 PM): what are you doing saturday?
Cy (12:30:18 PM): working
SuicideTheCat (12:30:22 PM): :-SuicideTheCat (12:30:35 PM): well crap
Cy (12:30:39 PM): i have to go i dont want to be on the computer anymore
SuicideTheCat (12:30:43 PM): ok
SuicideTheCat (12:30:45 PM): bye
Cy signed off at 12:30:54 PM.

*sniffle*
It's like she doesn't want anything to do with me...
posted by Suicide at 12:48 PM

So tonight, I do the whole *eat with the family* type thingy.
My sister got some catfish today
*fresh* catfish
Which is really strange, because Maine has NO catfish whatsoever... but aight
The kitchen is full of this funky smelling smoke/mist stuff *it was foggy outside, so it got blamed...*
She cooks that stuff up, in this strange bread/crust stuff.... Looks edible
So I get a few pieces *probably just bigger than a doughnut hole in size* and sit down for a scrumptious meal *with more of that damned cornbread that is dryer than a popcorn fart...*
So I put the first piece in my mouth *after disecting it with my fork, to make sure it was actually fish or something...* and my fucking lungs close up
I COULDN'T BREATHE
So I said to myself... "self, this is no good" and I took it out of my mouth *still on my fork* And I could breath a little better, but not much at all. So I say "lets try this again". I put it in my mouth, can't breathe, but swallow it... And again with the kinda breathing... It wasn't fun. Plus it tasted like crap... I really can't describe it... I mean, I've had catfish before... But it was in the midwest.... And it was NOTHING like that... FOUL tasting stuff, boy it was really bad. So I choke down some more tasty nuggets, load up on the green beans, and have some more *dry* cornbread with lots of margerine, just to soften it up some. And before that I took my machete and wacked a path through the puckerbrush and into the woods, about half way around the horses, so the fencing can be expanded, all to work up my appetite for THAT. ACK!
posted by Suicide at 9:44 PM

So today I finished the port engine, and got the starboard engine all ready to come out, yeppie. I got some new frames for my glasses too, although they didn't have a match to what I had :( So I had to get totally different ones, for $94!!! Bastards... But I have to see... :-But I guess that's alright
I've made the decision to get contacts, since they tell me that I am a "prime candidate" for contacts. Maybe I will get some of those cool ones, make it look like I'm a zombie or something.... Yeah

I wonder what tomorrow has in store for me!
posted by Suicide at 10:26 PM

So there I was right?
Off in la-la land, right at that stage just before you wake up
And I hear this *scritch scritch* sound
So I open my eyes *not that it did much good because it was fucking dark and I have no glasses* and try to figure out where the sound is coming from.
I peek over and see the basic outline of a certain black feline.
So I get up, turn on the light, squint, go over to where he is, he bounds off, and I find a place where he wet...
So to say the least I am not impressed.
So I give persuit, but as I near the stairs, he runs down them.
That's ok, I know this cat. I head towards the bathroom, he pauses halfway down and comes back up. I run the faucet a little, he comes closer, I pretend to open the lid on the toilet, and he is close enough now that I GRAB THE LITTLE FUCKER and slam his head upside the doorway.
There is a breif struggle and then he sails down the stairs, legs and tail flying.
If he wants to mark his territory, let him get his own.
This is mine!
posted by Suicide at 4:56 AM

Well isn't this just ducky...

I get invited to a nice dinner with my sister, her husband and my grand mother...

It was steak, and it was alright, even though I'm not too fond of the pepper...

And just as dinner was finishing up, my sister smushed cornbread and margerine onto my face

Yada yada yada

And now my glasses are broken

Damnit

posted by Suicide at 6:43 PM