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Confusion has set in...

What fun is being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?


   Saturday, September 11, 2004
I was playing on LJ

And Quizilla

This is the result

You're a red lacy bra, Romantic, sexy, seductive,
and tempting.


What type of bra are you?
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virgin


What kind of lover do u REALLY want?
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ex v
You're a Vampire. Vampires were the creatures of
the night that were believed to live off of
human blood. Count Dracula, being the most
famous vampire, set the stereotype. They had
dark hair and pale skin from being away from
the sunlight. If they actually existed, it's
very possible they had the skin disease that
made you allergic to the sun so whenever the
sunlight would hit it, it would hurt like
crazy. They were usually snobbish and control
freaks and kept werewolves as pets.(please
rate)


What Mystical Creature Are You? (Pictures)
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wolverine
You are Wolverine!

A loner by nature, you feel uncomfortable when
around those you don't know and even those you
do. You are awkward when it comes to
relationships, but fiercely loyal to those you
love.


Which X-Men character are you most like?
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pho
You are Form 0, Phoenix: The Eternal.

"And The Phoenix's cycle had reached
zenith, so he consumed himself in fire. He
emerged from his own ashes, to be forever
immortal."


Some examples of the Phoenix Form are Quetzalcoatl
(Aztec), Shiva (Indian), and Ra-Atum
(Egyptian).
The Phoenix is associated with the concept of life,
the number 0, and the element of fire.
His sign is the eclipsed sun.

As a member of Form 0, you are a determined
individual. You tend to keep your sense of
optomism, even through tough times and have a
positive outlook on most situations. You have
a way of looking at going through life as a
journey that you can constantly learn from.
Phoenixes are the best friends to have because
they cheer people up easily.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
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Sorrowful
As if you were born into a world of tears, you
always tend to look at the darker things in
life. Inside you crave attention yet push away
society, and you're a hopeless romantic. Drawn
to things like the occult and mysteries, you
spend your time daydreaming.


What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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Wind Dragons create tornadoes or Twisters at their fansy, but are very easily knocked over...
Your a wind Dragon! Hey, you, the smartest dragon
of the branch. You love reading and writing,
but are quite shy. Your IQ is probably sky-high
and your stories can win trophies. Your not
very good in sports, or maybe you are, and just
not inrested.. You are very wise, smart, and
kind.


What elemental dragon are you?
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Goth Mama
You're a witchy woman! Chances are that you see
Morticia Addams as a role model, and your
wardrobe sports a fair amount of black. The
other mothers at school pick up may look
askance, but your kids already know that the
judgement of others isn't what counts.


What kind of a freaky mother are you?
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Not what I was expecting for a quiz at all, I thought it would be "freaky mother" like "freaky mother fucker" something cool...

etchasketch
You're an Etch-a-Sketch!! You're the creative,
artsy type who doesn't need to actually utilize
a single muscle group in order to have fun.
Doesn't matter though, you're still cool.


What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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Aw man! Fucking right on! I loved my etchasketch, I still got it somewhere. Boy the '80s were cool. Remember Voltron? Not the stupid car Voltron, but the LION Voltron. Voltron kicks ass!

HASH(0x8ac54f0)
Ki-lin

A mythical being of Chinese mythology, comparable
with the western unicorn. Ki-lin personifies
all that is good, pure, and peaceful. It lives
in paradise and only visits the world at the
birth of a wise philosopher. The Ki-Lin is
said to walk on earth and on water. It never
drinks or eats dirty food or water. The Chinese
unicorn never treads on smaller animals below
its feet nor does it ever harm another living
creature. The Ki-Lin is the emblem for
exquisite goodness, longevity, grandeur,
endless compassion and great wisdom. According
to Chinese mythology, at the birth of Confucius
a Ki-Lin appeared and Confucius died soon after
a Ki-Lin was killed, he believed that his
writings would not proceed from the omen of the
death of the Unicorn.


Which Chinese Mythological Being Are You?
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...a fucking unicorn? That's just not right. SuicideTheUnicorn!

You are a RESIDENT EVIL ZOMBIE
You are a Resident Evil Zombie. You were infected
with the T-Virus, and now you wander through
abandoned buildings looking for living flesh to
munch. Sometimes you mutate into more horrible
things. You can be killed, but it ain't easy.


What kind of Zombie are you?
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Yay! Now I get to see Milla Jovovich all nekked all the time!

Far-Right Conservative
Where do you fall on the liberal - conservative political spectrum? (United States)

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Cougar
What Is Your Animal Personality?

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Oh man, I need to stop updating this thing. That's it. DONE! ...for now




What stupid celebrity are you destined to kill? by daydreamer8852
Name
Birthdate
You killed
With a
OnAugust 18, 2016
Quiz created with MemeGen!


Oh fucking rightious

About time SOMEONE killed that cock knock, might as well be me I guess

I hurt my back today

Lugging 60 lobster traps off the boat, up the ramp and stacking them on the truck/trailer then unloading them and stacking them on the ground. They weigh about 50 lbs each since they are 4 feet long, about 20 inches wide and about 18 high. Like a fool I had them up over my head, running up the ramp so I could stack them faster and get done quicker. Then after I had them all stacked up I decided to go wash the bottom of my boat... by speeding in the water. That went good, until I toasted my exhaust gasket. Blah. I'll have to fix that later. Whoopie!

More work!

Gah




   Friday, September 10, 2004
The day before yesterday *two days ago* I was doing my job *which some people think that is painting lawn gnomes, though how they got that particular idea I cannot say* and I managed to pull my abdomen muscles. Which isn't all that hard to do, considering what it was that I was doing *lots of crawling with the grace of a feline and the agility of a world class olympian* and the fact that my stomach muscles were all sliced down the middle when I was 17. I don't think they healed properly or something. *shrug*


the candy man can

*twitch*




   Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Get Naked

Tommy Lee:
Seventy seven million dollars made
From watchin' me cum under the sun
On my vacation (after hours on Spectravision) shootin'
My jizzy jizzum the woody
Has rissy rizen I ain't gettin'
Paid to entertain your birthday showers
Rockin my porno tapefor hours n hours
Clitoris's are fearin me it's bigger than Ron Jeremy

Fred Durst:
Cause it's them ass cheeks that meake my ass weak
And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week
And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked
And break it down with NASTY!

Lil Kim & Tommy Lee (Chorus):
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot(Get Get Naked)
Ride the cock till you hit the spot
Get Get Naked
Come on baby make it hot(Get Naked)
Ride the cock till you hit the spot

George Clinton:
Roof roof
Doin' it dogy style
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay
Bowwowwowyippyyoyippyyay

Tilo:
The little Geisha ho from tokyo aho said she
Could blow ten dollas love me long time in a limo
For really doh
I'm just try in to fly with the flows freak up some hoes
Blow up the showsmake a little dough-ho I
As if you didn't know back to the stripclub freakin' up some ho-ho's
Swingin' my dingaling it ain't no thing

Tommy Lee & Tilo:
It's those intergalatic ho's who come down in those
Space probes five green hienas
Representin with no clothes
Mix Master Mike, Mix Master Mike
Makin' the pussy tight
No jimmy no gimme no lust
In the Methods of Mayhem we trust!
Its a must so rip off yer clothes and expose yer BUST!

Fred Durst:
Cause it's them ass cheeks that meake my ass weak
And I've been runnin' with the blueballs since last week
And if you ask me I'll be glad to speak until we get butt naked
And break it down with NASTY!

Chorus

You only Love me when you want punanny

Lil Kim:
Queen bitch red lipstick
The all black harlot call me black Barbie
Fuck a blow job it's a motherfuckin' hobbie
Under 7 inches uhh sorry
Minute men I can't fuck wit them
I like to ride the cock till you hit the spot
Uhh come on baby make it hot
Got a convertable drop the top
Before we do a thing I want the diamonds and the rings
The furs the minks the jewels the links
You know I'm freaky so ya got to eat me and uh
I know you hate it but uh
GET NAKED!

Lil Kim & Tommy Lee:
You ain't lickin' this
You ain't stickin' this we don't want the dick

Fuck the cunt games you girls can't complain
And I ain't leavin' til you're sleepin on the cum stains

Chorus







*posts*




   Monday, September 06, 2004
Clean clean clean. Rearrange rearrange rearrange. Boy, I never thought that adding just one desk and two book cases would change my living habitat so much. Move this a little, now that is all askew. So you move that... fuck that doesn't match at all! *slide shove nudge push poke prod kick* ah, perfect! *turns around* GAH! So I dunno, still not done yet. But it's getting there. I might buy more book cases and just line one wall with them, that would look neat. Yeppie!

A certain someone doesn't go to blogs and stuff because she thinks that they *I* have nothing to say in them. Nothing interesting at least. Little does she know.

*neep*




*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back




   Sunday, September 05, 2004
This person stole my "if you choke a smurf" line!

bastard!




I just got done putting my new desk together! I was chugging right along, putting all the pieces together and when I got up to the keyboard slide... where the hell are the screws? NO SCREWS!!! Gah, this is fucking bullshit *franticly searches for screws and nuts* aw, fuck it *puts everything else together* So then after everything was together, sans keyboard slide I rummaged through the packing materials that I had all bagged up and sure enough, I found the screws and nuts. So it's all good now. Room is nice and spacious with it too, it being black steel and glass. I can't use it just yet. I have other stuff to move around before I can get over there like this stupid closet thing. I think I'm just going to throw it away since I don't really use it. I also got two book cases. A 30" and a 48". I ended up getting the 48" one for free because of the noob at the register. Yay me! That's a $25 savings! No I need to buy another rug. The rug I was going to put in here with my desk stuffies is down in the theater room with the big screen and surround sound so it is doing just fine where it is. I will probably put the 48" book case together tomorrow. Whoopie!




 

 

 

 

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