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So Monday night there was some stuff going on that I really couldnt change, even though I wanted too in the worst way. So I wasn't feeling all that great, achey and stuff, so I took a shower and went to bed. At 8.

Let the wacked out dreams begin!

Some odd reason I was like, part of a Dukes of Hazard team or something. But not right off. First off I tried to buy this lil yellow Y extension cord. And I did. Then I was told I couldn't, even though I just bought it. So I wanted to show it off just to make sure it would do the thing, but the manager *who was sitting outside at her desk... strange* said I would have to talk to the customer relations person. So I called them and they were out to lunch, so was everyone who could help me, so I was transferred. Somehow it got to be me at a jet port on my cell phone trying to talk to this dude who was mumbling something so I went inside and my service went right to shit. Somehow I found a room with bunks in it and they were watching tv. It was kinda like a homeless shelter in the airport... Then some doof wanted to take my bunk, trying to crawl over me to get to it. So I informed him that he could buy it, not for a dollar that he offered but for A HUNDRED DOLLARS to which everyone gasped in the room. But I was leaving anyways so I gave it to him. I'm such a nice guy. Upon exiting the jetport *that turned into a supermarket somehow* I saw this older woman *40 or so* turning the corner with her arms full of bags of groceries, then the resulting crash and cascade of items scooting along the ground. I sped up and helped her out, picking up the 15 different brands of wet cat food, of which most had burst open. So after scooping all this "goo" up into the bags I help her load her car and then for some reason we went to this lil cottage thing. This cottage has been in quite a few of my dreams as of late. Owned by this crotchity asian guy but we hide in the back where there is a trap door and a tunnel to the sewers that he doesn't know about, and we go POOF down there all the time. So we are in there, having a good time with two others *where the hell did THEY come from? Dukes of hazard you know... strange* And there were people coming in... so we had to get out of there! We were too big for the trap door *pout* so I shoved them all out the side door and hid under the bed. His whole asian family came in, sans him though. And I was trapped under the bed for a long ass time, before I just got up and left. They didn't know what to expect. My companions were long gone so I had to get back to school *school? wtf!* and since I forgot I had a cell phone... I headed to the entrance to the sewers which led right there. Upon getting there, it had gotten quite dark and I didn't have a torch, so I was milling around outside when I heard it. *shuffle* *shuffle* *splash* *shuffle* And I saw the dim flicker of a torch within the sewers. What the hell is this? So I hid behind the pillar which JUST SO HAPPENED TO HAVE BEEN THERE! It was a new addition to the sewer entrance. This blonde guy with a beard and torn shirt stumbled out of there with a torch. So I leapt from the pillar and said HEY! Well he almost fell over. He mumbled something about thinking he lost them... when I heard the slow steady pace of the undead. Bastard had led them right to the surface! So with the agility of a cat *go figure* I lept up onto the edifice and awaited their arrival, since they weren't looking for me I was safe... Or was I? They slowly shambled out. Skeletons in dirty rags, curious hoods over their heads. He tried to fight them off but with only a torch, he would be overwhelmed. Now here is the interesting part. For some reason I lept off my perch and before I hit the ground I had enveloped the finer attributes of my Diablo II characters. All of them. The barbarian, the assassin, the amazon, the necromancer, the paladin, the sorceress and even the lame ass druid *who CAN turn into a werewolf and werebear but is still pretty lame*. And I proceeded to demolish my foes. Even had Apocalypse spells which were only in the first Diablo. WAY strange. When I destroyed a few of the skeletons I noticed that they had no skulls, only computer screens for faces... After I got rid of them all I figured now would be a good time to go into the sewers and get to school *again... SCHOOL???* only this time a band of people showed up, outfitted similarly to me. Only a lower level *because my characters PWN!* So they all gained experience from me as we fought our way to our destination. Upon there it was my old college... only merged with a hoity toity art college with a huge campus. It was all fucked up. There is more but I have to go to work.



Fun times

*twitch*
posted by Suicide at 7:12 AM